A landscaping firm in Philadelphia that also caters as a press conference site for failing election campaigns. Conveniently located next to a crematorium and an adult book store. Not to be confused with the Four Seasons hotel in the same city.
Candidate: Man, I need a place to hold a press conference for my failing campaign.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
Campaign staff: Why don't you try the Four Seasons hotel?
Candidate: Nah, they declined. I already said I was gonna hold a press conference there on Twitter.
Campaign staff: Why don't you try Four Seasons Total Landscaping in Philadelphia?
Candidate: You mean that landscaping firm located next to a crematorium and an adult book store?
Campaign staff: Absolutely, it's the best metaphor for your campaign!
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