by Max debank October 16, 2025

When you know you’re about to smash on some good poon but your also a 2 pump chump, you call for a bathroom break and rub one out to prolong your pipe game
Yo Donte I was bout to tag sum tail but knew I was done for so I called a pregame jerk and was able to hit that shit all night before spreading the sauce.
by Chopperindabag April 29, 2021

When u surgically plant ur penis in some nipples and jizz out of your nipple and feed your “father milk” to the kids.
by anonymous August 1, 2021

A: I always jerk off my homies when we meet for the last time in a while
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
B You gay bro?
A: Man what's wrong with hugging your homies, we use jerking off a dude as another word for hugging
by 02idbbsq0wbsdb September 12, 2021

by Person54 May 23, 2018

Jill: You seem rather depressed, what happened to you today?
Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
Johnny: Well I found some good porn and I was going to have a good time, but my mom wank jerked me.
by Box Worm November 24, 2019

by anonymous May 10, 2025
