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Sloppy Jam

To preform an act of sex on a woman during her period, blow your load inside her and smear the "Jam Mixture" over your partners stomach.
I finished inside her and she Sloppy Jammed me.
by Trixtar January 7, 2022
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jammed

another way of saying “you fucked up” or “you flopped
“you jammed so bad
“that account isn’t me so you jammed try again”
by iokhgg February 10, 2024
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bag jam

The condition of getting your balls jammed between your legs as you walk or run as a result of shaving your scrotum
I shaved my balls for my date tonight but I'm getting a lot of bag jam
by waynestayne September 4, 2016
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Ruby Log Jam

A bloody bowel obstruction. Symptoms include light headedness, a full stomach, and no bowel movement for more than 7 days. Please go to the hospital immediately if you have these symptoms.
When she finally pooped, she was relieved of her Ruby Log Jam.

Every time I eat chipotle, I get a Ruby Log Jam.
by #Nurseratchet October 31, 2021
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Jim Jam

by short e July 9, 2022
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Jam band

N. If a blanket excuse, issued as a shrug, was a music genre. Very similar to someone presenting an unexceptional thing as being exceptional purely upon the merit that it has been presented.

Put a jam band in a garage in a suburb on a Sunday night at 10:01, someone is gonna call the cops because “c’mon guys, enough is enough, already.” But, if you post flyers, charge admission, and make the jam band loud enough—they magically stop being a noise ordinance violation in Vermont, and start being Bonnaroo.
“Dude, have you heard the latest CD of the local jam band?”

*shrug*
by caznamorac June 25, 2022
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jams

A definition for a man named Park Jimin (also a term used for saying someone is not very entertaining)
by Jaehyun February 15, 2019
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