by Adoxographist May 19, 2009
This is when a girl in real life looks absolutely nothing like what her facebook profile picture does.
Turner: Bro, that girl was a total Facebook Mirage, I went in thinking she was a 10 and when I got to the date party, she looked like a f*cking dude.
Bro: F*cking skanks.
Bro: F*cking skanks.
by Broseidon - The Bro King March 16, 2010
A facebook status is where whiny teenagers go to write about how they have 'lost all their friends' or about how their 2 day relationship ended. Many teenagers compain about "twelvies" post annoying statuses, when in actual fact, they are being a "twelvie" themselves. Adults don't really write much in their statuses. It is mostly annoying shared pictures.
by meowo May 27, 2014
One who posts way too much crap on their Facebook Wall or Timeline, guaranteeing that they will spam the News Feeds of others and have no friends.
Mike was a Facebook overposter; he always posted pictures of birds and posts of swim team, guaranteeing that he no longer has a life.
by newsfeedabomination August 28, 2012
Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.
Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!
Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..
Miles: You just ruined my day!
Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..
Miles: You just ruined my day!
by Still Not Quite Human August 10, 2011
To confirm one's bromance with someone through making it Facebook Official by listing them as a brother regardless of gender.
by whattabro June 26, 2010
Like in the olden days, guys or girls make a "mix tape" to share with them their favorite music. Since tape players do not exist anymore, they send the other person a facebook message with links to their favorite songs on you tube
by nbmallard March 31, 2011