facebook zone

When a person you want to either be friends with, date, be in a relationship with, or have sex with won't willingly hangout with you in person and limits you to communication through Facebook usually because they don't know you well or don't want to know you well for various reasons. Can sometimes include texting to an extent. Usually will make you feel like a desperate asshole for continuing to try (unless you're self-absorbed). Can sometimes be worse than the friendzone depending on the situation. Is extremely common with people you add and have mutual friends with but haven't met in person.

Clay - "Man, Emily facebook zoned me last night..."
Bob - "Ouch, how exactly?"
Clay - "I just asked if I could take her out and buy her dinner...she said she doesn't hangout with people she doesn't know well"
Bob - "Ooo, yeah, didn't you hear? Girls are allergic to dinner."

by Clay42 February 10, 2014

facebook status

A facebook status is where whiny teenagers go to write about how they have 'lost all their friends' or about how their 2 day relationship ended. Many teenagers compain about "twelvies" post annoying statuses, when in actual fact, they are being a "twelvie" themselves. Adults don't really write much in their statuses. It is mostly annoying shared pictures.

"Ugh, i have to write a facebook status about how my boyfriend dumped me."

by meowo May 26, 2014

Facebook Pimp

Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.

Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!

Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..

Miles: You just ruined my day!

by Still Not Quite Human August 13, 2011

Facebook Mirage

This is when a girl in real life looks absolutely nothing like what her facebook profile picture does.

Turner: Bro, that girl was a total Facebook Mirage, I went in thinking she was a 10 and when I got to the date party, she looked like a f*cking dude.

Bro: F*cking skanks.

by Broseidon - The Bro King March 16, 2010

Facebook Mixtape

Like in the olden days, guys or girls make a "mix tape" to share with them their favorite music. Since tape players do not exist anymore, they send the other person a facebook message with links to their favorite songs on you tube

Nicole Lundgren is so hot! I know she'll dig me after she listens to my facebook mixtape!

by nbmallard April 17, 2011

Facebook Politician

A person who voices all of his or her political opinions and engages in political arguments on Facebook.

Person 1: Damn, Mark has posted like 10 posts about how great Ron Paul is in the last hour!

Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.

by quinsin10 February 17, 2012

Facebook Fatigue

You're exhausted because your real life can't keep up with your virtual one.

Friend: "I sent you a Facebook message and never heard back. What up?"

You: "Sorry, man. I have a serious case of Facebook Fatigue. The doc says I need hot tea, fresh air and to practice looking into the distance at least 3x a day."

by trailer y February 23, 2011