One who posts way too much crap on their Facebook Wall or Timeline, guaranteeing that they will spam the News Feeds of others and have no friends.
Mike was a Facebook overposter; he always posted pictures of birds and posts of swim team, guaranteeing that he no longer has a life.
by newsfeedabomination August 27, 2012
Get the Facebook Overpostermug. Like in the olden days, guys or girls make a "mix tape" to share with them their favorite music. Since tape players do not exist anymore, they send the other person a facebook message with links to their favorite songs on you tube
by nbmallard April 17, 2011
Get the Facebook Mixtapemug. A facebook status is where whiny teenagers go to write about how they have 'lost all their friends' or about how their 2 day relationship ended. Many teenagers compain about "twelvies" post annoying statuses, when in actual fact, they are being a "twelvie" themselves. Adults don't really write much in their statuses. It is mostly annoying shared pictures.
by meowo May 26, 2014
Get the facebook statusmug. im going to take a facebook minite real quick update my status
dude hurry up we have to go bro GIVE ME A FACEBOOK MINITE (as he rushes off the computer)
dude hurry up we have to go bro GIVE ME A FACEBOOK MINITE (as he rushes off the computer)
by sloftus April 17, 2009
Get the facebook minitemug. People who say nothing in person, in school, at work, on the phone, in a text or anywhere in the world but says EVERYTHING on facebook, likes pretty much everything, comments on everything and post status every hour like "I just gave my cat a pickle, he didn't like it." that doesn't help anyone else out or is humorous in any way. It's just annoying that they don't have the balls to speak in real life plus they look angry pretty much all the time and has a small group of friends.
P.s. they also use a shitload of shortened words or text language or watever its called.
P.s. they also use a shitload of shortened words or text language or watever its called.
Girl 1= talkative girl
Girl 2=Silent Facebook
Girl 1:Hey hows was your day.
Girl 2: good.
Girl 1: What did you do?
Girl 2: Nothing
Girl 1: What are you gonna do today?
Girl 2: Idk
*Facebook*
Girl 1: Hey it was nice talking to you at __________
Girl 2: Thanks you too, I really like your shoes we should hang, I like have to tell you stuff, let's go to the mall, I wanted to ask Bobby out but he's your Ex so I don't know but anyway Im on my period lol but I ran out of tampons guess Im unlucky lol, but yeah, ok, like see ya.
Girl 1:.....
Girl 2=Silent Facebook
Girl 1:Hey hows was your day.
Girl 2: good.
Girl 1: What did you do?
Girl 2: Nothing
Girl 1: What are you gonna do today?
Girl 2: Idk
*Facebook*
Girl 1: Hey it was nice talking to you at __________
Girl 2: Thanks you too, I really like your shoes we should hang, I like have to tell you stuff, let's go to the mall, I wanted to ask Bobby out but he's your Ex so I don't know but anyway Im on my period lol but I ran out of tampons guess Im unlucky lol, but yeah, ok, like see ya.
Girl 1:.....
by Hi you don't know me May 15, 2011
Get the Silent Facebookmug. A status update on Facebook, that lets everyone, who cares, know that you're signing off and finally going to sleep.
(excessive facebook user): "wheew!!, I'm tired.. That's enough facebook for one day. I think it's time to Facebook goodnight my fans, errrr... I meant friends" <types status update> bout to hit the sheets, nite fb.
by Laskou January 14, 2011
Get the Facebook goodnightmug. A person who voices all of his or her political opinions and engages in political arguments on Facebook.
Person 1: Damn, Mark has posted like 10 posts about how great Ron Paul is in the last hour!
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Facebook politician.
by quinsin10 February 17, 2012
Get the Facebook Politicianmug.