facebook forensics

The investigative process by which one tries to establish the identity of a random person who has been their facebook friend for so long that they no longer remember when or where they met.

Frequently characterized by looking up mutual friends or digging through email archives.
Guy 1: Why have you been in your room for so long?

Guy 2: I'm trying to figure out how I know this Brittany chick.. she's so hot!

Guy 1: Well she's your Facebook friend, where did you meet her?

Guy 2: I don't know man, that's what I'm tryin' to figure out! I'm doin' Facebook forensics. I found her original request in my Gmail from February 2007, and our mutual friends go to State. We musta met at that crazy Valentines Day lingerie party.

Guy 1: Why didn't you just ask her?
by theoneandonlyMD January 26, 2010
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Facebook-off

A virtual war taking place on facebook. Can arrive in the form of flame wars, poke fights, etc.
"God damnit, Jim won't stop poking me! I declare a facebook-off."
by Adoxographist May 19, 2009
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Facebook Mirage

This is when a girl in real life looks absolutely nothing like what her facebook profile picture does.
Turner: Bro, that girl was a total Facebook Mirage, I went in thinking she was a 10 and when I got to the date party, she looked like a f*cking dude.

Bro: F*cking skanks.
by Broseidon - The Bro King March 16, 2010
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facebook brofficial

To confirm one's bromance with someone through making it Facebook Official by listing them as a brother regardless of gender.
Jon and I are facebook brofficial now; he confirmed me as his brother.
by whattabro June 26, 2010
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facebook status

A facebook status is where whiny teenagers go to write about how they have 'lost all their friends' or about how their 2 day relationship ended. Many teenagers compain about "twelvies" post annoying statuses, when in actual fact, they are being a "twelvie" themselves. Adults don't really write much in their statuses. It is mostly annoying shared pictures.
"Ugh, i have to write a facebook status about how my boyfriend dumped me."
by meowo May 27, 2014
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Facebook Overposter

One who posts way too much crap on their Facebook Wall or Timeline, guaranteeing that they will spam the News Feeds of others and have no friends.
Mike was a Facebook overposter; he always posted pictures of birds and posts of swim team, guaranteeing that he no longer has a life.
by newsfeedabomination August 28, 2012
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Facebook Pimp

Facebook Pimp: Any male or female that posts One or more hit wonder photos of themselves and it starts receiving a lot of comments "Likes" and attention. Facebook Pimps will sometimes deceive you in there photos and may or may not look like themselves in photographs, they have uploaded either because they're fat, ugly or both. Also they take pictures at weird angles to hide excessive fat or edit them and stretch out the photograph so they look skinny and attractive knowing they're not.
Miles: Dude! erica has 120 Likes from a whole bunch of dudes! She's soo hot!

Vladimir: Dude chill she's only a "Facebook Pimp" she's ugly ..

Miles: You just ruined my day!
by Still Not Quite Human August 10, 2011
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