Brown coffee

When you have liquid diarrhea and can’t make it to the toilet, so you just use a coffee cup

He had brown coffee last night after his toilet was occupied

by FireFuego May 20, 2025

Fairfax Coffee Filter

When you shit in a sock and force it through the mesh on the closed end.

Pass me his sock homie ima Fairfax coffee filter his shit. Shabooya!

by Arbas April 12, 2024

Coffee brick

Rapid need to defecate after a cup or a sip of coffee in the morning. Is usually strengthened by a cigarette or any nicotine dispenser.

- Where have you been??

- Sorry, I had a coffee brick :(
- Yeah, better to shit beforehand than shit in bare hand...

by jkl334 May 4, 2024

Coffee creamer

A slur for lightskins

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer

by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025

Coffee Creamer

A slur for lightskins

Spence shut up you stupid coffee creamer

by Pigdad21 October 3, 2025

Kraken Coffee Cherry

New Auzzie wake up cocktail:

1x large coffee mug
1x 50ml Shot of Kraken Black Cherry or to desired strength depending on depression level

Desired amount of Coffee, milk and sugar

Life is fucked! so lets start ya on the kraken coffee cherry

by adzy88 October 3, 2025

Coffee > Tea

Coffee is better than Tea. I like both drinks but, Coffee is better. Usually Americans drink more Coffee. Usually Britains drink more Tea. So, Coffee > Tea is just like saying America > Europe. Both are true. USA U!S!A! Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!

Coffee > Tea CORRECT
Tea > Coffee INCORRECT

by Best User On Urban Dictionary October 11, 2025