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He-Candy 

1. A beautiful person is very attractive to look at; a sexy male that females lust to sex; is thought to be very active sexually and good at satisfying his partner's sexual desires; a male dedicated to the faith of Rad Harmony; someone that will never be a NuglyFucker; a Rad Mother Fucker;

2. A Straight Sex Only, Male ProstaDUDE!
"Ryan is a Beautiful Example of He-Candy"
He-Candy by Don_Mayhem January 26, 2010
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Bride Candy 

A random dude who appears at bachelorette parties and/or weddings who grinds, kisses or appears in a photo-op with the bride-to-be before she signs her life away to one man for eternity.
Did you see the guy Jeanine is making out with?
Yeah, he's just bride candy until next week.
Bride Candy by Metrosexual Caveman September 12, 2010

game candy

the pain killer ibuprofen used in football
Before each football practice I gotta have my game candy.
game candy by xsteelerd56x September 13, 2012
Something is purely orally pleasing, that is, pleasing to the sense of taste and smell. Something that has deliciousity

a highly pleasing taste or smell
Shave It serves the best "Ice Candy" I have ever had, you might day I'm addicted to IT.
Ice Candy by theITfactor January 19, 2013

paper candy 

Do you have that paper candy Jew boy?

Rusty Candycane 

During sex, sticking a candycane in someone's asshole and putting making them suck it.
This can be done raw and sticky, or after lubing it with saliva or vaginal juices.
This ass to mouth treat is a yule time favorite.
1: "Hey, you hooked up with Cynthia, I heard she likes ass to mouth."
2: "She loves it, but only rusty candycanes."

text candy 

Someone who brings to mind just how hot they are even through text. You are stoked when they text you and quite often flirt with you through text messaging. It's the person who in your presence is eye candy and when they text you can still turn you on.

The act of receiving or sending even simple texts to/from someone who gets you stoked.
Dan - hey Lisa it was great to meet you. You are so much fun and definitely easy on the eyes. All the guys at the shop agreed you were eye candy. I'm just stoked you texted me today. hearing from you is text candy
text candy by 1 lone monkey June 9, 2015