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Boner Confidence

A condition where a man becomes so confident in himself he gets an erection.
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Sarah flirted with my husband so much that it gave him boner confidence
by Elsey Belsey January 6, 2019
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boner hunter

One who tries to find your porno stash like your mom dad ect
Last night my mom was all over me she's a total boner hunter
by Noob writer February 2, 2014
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sarcastic boner

When you pretend you are turned on by somthing, but are really hit fakeing it.
"Wanna see me swallow a squirrel"

"You're giving me such a sarcastic boner rn"
by Jakepaulismahdad September 29, 2017
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boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.
I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.
by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017
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boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.
(tick here if you are a boner child).........
by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016
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boner central

You've been having flirty chat all day and can't wait to get back to boner central which is wherever the boning will take place
All this sexy chat has me wanting to return to boner central asap
by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019
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panda boner

To have a sudden urge for Chinese food
"Dude I have a major panda boner"
by Let me put something in here November 28, 2015
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