Boner Confidence

A condition where a man becomes so confident in himself he gets an erection.
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Sarah flirted with my husband so much that it gave him boner confidence

by Elsey Belsey January 6, 2019

boner hunter

One who tries to find your porno stash like your mom dad ect

Last night my mom was all over me she's a total boner hunter

by Noob writer February 2, 2014

sarcastic boner

When you pretend you are turned on by somthing, but are really hit fakeing it.

"Wanna see me swallow a squirrel"

"You're giving me such a sarcastic boner rn"

by Jakepaulismahdad September 29, 2017

boner titties

Titties that give a man a boner.

I gave my husband and erection last night from my boner titties.

by Ownedkitten January 31, 2017

boner child

When your mother was impregnated naturally rather than with artificial insemination.

(tick here if you are a boner child).........

by ChildrenOfTheBoner January 15, 2016

boner central

You've been having flirty chat all day and can't wait to get back to boner central which is wherever the boning will take place

All this sexy chat has me wanting to return to boner central asap

by Ic3m4n 1975 April 18, 2019

panda boner

To have a sudden urge for Chinese food

"Dude I have a major panda boner"

by Let me put something in here November 28, 2015