Stank and Wank

After doing anal with your partner, you eject your penis and Jack off to finish the job

She told me to pull out of her booty so I had to do the stank and wank to finish off.

by Jascebalon July 9, 2016

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half wank

This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.

Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.

by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011

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coaster-wank

whilst feeling the thrilling excitement of riding a roller coaster causing the symptoms of sexual stimulation.

That coaster-wank was amazing!

by grannyfapple April 9, 2015

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An act of self pleasure that includes visual stimulation provided by a special interest magazine or other print media but does not involve the playback of electronic media. In decline since 1994 and notably affected by the widespread adoption of broadband technology.

Dude, my broadband is down again, I'll have to dust off my emergency copy of <insert special interest magazine here> and go for an analog wank instead.

by Ice in the cider April 14, 2011

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