by Benny June 23, 2004
After finishing a wank using only your imagination, the feeling of resentment after realizing there would have been a better person to wank over.
Damn! Just blew a load and could have been thinking of Mila Kunis.. I have a serious case of wank envy.
by PT123 March 15, 2013
whilst feeling the thrilling excitement of riding a roller coaster causing the symptoms of sexual stimulation.
That coaster-wank was amazing!
by grannyfapple April 10, 2015
This is what Sweaty nutsack of M365 received from Jess.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty chased Jess all around the forum, pining for her attention. One day they met up and she gave him a half wank.
Sweaty nutsack could only manage a half wank while he was watching his new wife being pounded by her ex.
by Just a bloke from London June 24, 2011
by AphFranceNeedsToStop January 06, 2016
by Jascebalon March 26, 2016
When the Edinburgh Fringe is imminent and you're so uncontrollably excited that you just have to touch yourself.
Dave was so aroused by the Fringe 2015 programme that he had to lock himself in his bedroom due to a severe case of the Festival Wanks.
When Dave found out that extra shows were being added he had to take a week off from work as he found himself suffering from a crippling repetitive stain injury.
#festivalwanks
When Dave found out that extra shows were being added he had to take a week off from work as he found himself suffering from a crippling repetitive stain injury.
#festivalwanks
by Denny Duquette May 11, 2015