Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz

“Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024

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Donald Trump

A complete twunt.

Donald Trump is a complete twunt.

by RandomED May 11, 2025

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Donald Trump

Contrary to popular belief, the best president the USA will ever have. He's a peacekeeper, unlike warmongering idiots like Joe Biden and his puppet Keir Starmer.

Donald Trump is going to save the world!

by UltimateDoge April 9, 2025

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A moronic, cartoonish, clodpate and oafish bumblefart. He is one whose rank ineptitude, appalling ignorance, and cringy absence of emotional restraint and impulse control create a perfect shitstorm of noxious reprehensibility. A figure more shockingly vile yet comically absurd than any mere satire could envisage, he is dastardly yet dumb, abhorrent yet asinine, pernicious yet pinheaded. The Donald Trump is a bellicose überbaffoon, thrashing about in a crap-packed diaper as he burps and bellows his malignant bile in every direction, smearing us all with the taint of his sulfurous odium.

The Donald Trump posted another nugget of verbal excrement to his social media account whist perched atop his gold-painted shitter last night.

by Danger E September 26, 2025

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Donald Trump

47th, and current president, of the United. He shouldn’t have won the election, but a bunch of angry young dudes who can’t get laid put him in power to strip away people’s rights.

I wouldn’t be surprised if Donald Trump’s son, Baron, got caught committing rape sometime in the next few years.

by This is my handle okay February 13, 2025

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This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump

See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?

Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

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