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you can't have your kale and spend it too

Kale is slang for money, it's not just cabbage, which is also slang for money, so you can't have your money and spend it too. It's my updated version of the idiom, " you can't have your cake and eat it too".
Put your money in a safe place son, because you can't have your kale and spend it too.
by 2B+ November 27, 2019
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You can it

The phrase “you can it” is an inspirational quote created by Norwegian music producer, radio host and 97% psychopath Anders Nilsen.
by JalebiMC December 26, 2020
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fuck you saph

what angel says to saph when they're playing roblox together.
angel: *tags saph* "fuck you saph!"

saph: *tags angel*

angel: "FUCK YOU SAPH!"
by lolllllll62726 October 8, 2023
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yxgyilgn 65gto you

What my hamster typed when i put it on my phone's keyboard
Yxgyilgn 65gto you
by Maxifire32 September 22, 2022
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why are you spinning me

When someone makes arrangements and they don't go through
why are you spinning me for six days?
by john caliber August 1, 2022
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i feel more adult towards you

Another way of saying I like you. Mostly said by men to be sneaky.
You would say I feel more adult towards you to someone you like if you want to give them a hint.
by Shockey May 2, 2016
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You want me to be wrong and I'm not

Your entire reaction. And you understand my point to which is why you're stealing the core elements for yourself.
Hym "You want me to be wrong and I'm not! Your girlfriend would be happier with a fat cock. You wouldn't be successful with women without a fat cock (or an entire social system geared towards chaining one to you for life). Women are just fucking all of the fat cocks and everyone else has to have a relationship woth the leftovers. They'll always cheat. They'll never actually love you. Women AREN'T BETTER THEN MEN. Your economic success is trivial (Which is why bitch ass Kevin Samuels is dead) and you're not better than me. You're being given more credit that you deserve and denying people credit who ACTUALLY DESERVE IT. People ought to mirder you kids for how you are as a person."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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