a pound of pepper on my pizza

too much spicyness on something.

Or when someone shits on your pizza.

They put a pound of pepper on my pizza!

by Controlfreak June 11, 2017

skanking my vibe

Ruining your chance to get somewhere with the opposite sex. Like when you are talking/flirting with a member of the opposite sex and her friend or your friend keeps interfering or butting in. They are in effect skanking your vibe.

Go away, you're skanking my vibe.

by elw0214 June 13, 2017

snip my bonsai

shut me up with a kiss

Close your eyes and snip my bonsai

by LA99 June 14, 2017

cunt on my tit

A phrase to express anger or defeat.

Jamaal: The warriors just blew their 3-1 lead.

Tyrone: Cunt on my tit

by JustYou'reAverageNigger June 16, 2017

flick my pussy

Flicking your pussy is a phrase used in a sentence to show excitement about something, to be really hyped. It also could refer to be turned on by something or someone. It refers to get your pussy to move rapidly, suddenly, or jerkily out of joy, excitement or desire and this act could also be achieved with sexual intercourse.

CASE 1
A: You heard that new Rihanna song? Sis, that shit's a BOP.
B: Seriously sis? Well come thru, lemme hear.
A: YASS HUNTY! I flick my pussy to that song on RE-PEAT!

CASE 2
A: Gurl, have you seen Cassie's new boo?
B: Yes ma'am, ooh he's so fine. And I heard he's hung AF! I need to know her secret.
A: Same here boo! Oh, I'd let him flick my pussy any day sweetie.
B: I'm gagging!

by slayindishoes June 15, 2017

my girlfriend hates me

When you're girlfriend won't tell you the surprise she has for you on your one year anniversary.

Wow, my girlfriend hates me.

by 1173666 July 13, 2017

angel my ass

The act of inserting a passion dust intimacy capsule into the anus instead of the vagina

"Girlllll, I told him to angel my ass before we try anal. Now I've been pooping glitter for a week."

by xXxCleverUnicornxXx June 20, 2017