Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day

The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.

Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"

Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."

Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"

by qqduck March 13, 2008

Fuck Around And Find Out

1. To fuck with someone that you know shouldn't be fucked with, then find out why they shouldn't be fucked with in the most painful and humiliating way possible.

2. Getting that stick up your ass pulled out sideways.

"You want mess with the wild Levi? You want to fuck around and find out?"

*Levi turns into Hulk, yeets a toolbox across the pressroom, and knocks someone's teeth out.

by Devenfrost February 9, 2021

Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck

A Mongolian Cluster Fuck of such magnitude, it is of Biblical proportion.

Adolf Hitler's attempt at world domination shall always be remembered as a Holy Mongolian Cluster Fuck.

by C0rrupt3d R34l1sm October 15, 2005

happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

First, it was "Merry Christmas." Then, all the white panzis started whining about that, so then it turned into "Happy Holidays." Then, the people who didn't like that went "I want to say Merry Christmas." So now, we say

Happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

White Panzi- You shouldn't be assuming people celebrate Christmas!! That's politically Incorrect!!

Politician- Ok we will say happy holidays

Average Person- I just wanna say Merry Christmas damn it!

AVGN- Ok, let's say happy SHUT THE FUCK UP!

The Angry Video Game Nerd came up with the beauty

by Critical Acclaim May 16, 2009

What in the kentucky fried fuck

when something baffles you so much that you can't say anything but this, this is the only thing you can say when something baffles you so much

Person: *kills your entire team in 5 seconds
Person 2: What in the kentucky fried fuck?

by EpicWordDefiner May 4, 2020

Do the fuck things up

before it is too late, you go out in the world. you experience new things that nobody else would experience. you make mistakes that nobody else would make.

you are living in fear. stop worrying about everything and do the fuck things up.

by moondream111 September 11, 2020

fall down fuck in the ass

When one has 1 too many tall boy Canadian's

Hey Billy, are you out of beers you fall down fuck in the ass

by Garage dude January 15, 2022