Shortening of the original phrase what the fuck do I look like? Often used when a person asks another person to do something that would require that person to go out of their way. i.e. usually money is involved.
The other day Liam broke up with me but had the nerve to call and ask me for 60 dollars to help him with his car note. I couldn't believe it. FUCK I LOOK LIKE
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Get the Fuck me harder daddy mug.The phone company was supposed to turn on my phone today and now they're saying it won't be on until next week. They got me fucked up.
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Get the Samuel L. Fucking Jackson mug.What someone says when they have done something for the purpose of maliciously disrupting another person(s) motive, intentions, life, job, etc, and the victim asks that someone why they did it.
NEWS AGENCY: We have hired a new science editor.
Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.
Freeman: Ok.
3 days later:
Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!
Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
Bob: Welcome to the team, Freeman. We need you to start by editing this paper on climate change. Exxon is one of our top sponsors and they have told you to remove the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels and make it look like oil does not harm the environment.
Freeman: Ok.
3 days later:
Bob: FREEMAN! You included the bit on 80% efficiency solar panels, you made the bit on oil seem even more against the environment, and then you proved that Exxon bribes us! WHY?!
Freeman: Why? FUCK YOU, that's why.
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Get the Jesus-Titty-Fucking-Christ mug.An exclamation of affection, usually directed at a loved one, that expresses one's desire to forcefully insert a rake into another's sex organs.
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