I told YOU to do it shit-lib

YOU. I DO NOT TAKE HINTS. THAT IS HOW TAKING A POSITION WORKS. YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO AND YOU KNOW WHAT I'M NOT GOING TO DO.

Hym "I told YOU to do it shit-lib! So no! I'm not going to pay you to sit there and watch me while my rights are being violated. YOU do it. Scoop the shit out of your brain. Let me I that little meat Gundam of yours because YOU ARE NOT FUCKING DOING IT RIGHT. Holding up a little sign isn't doing anything. YOU doing the bare minimum IS NOT ME DOING THE BARE MINIMUM. YOU ARE NOT ME.

by Hym Iam March 6, 2025

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dizzle-ass shit

When someone does something that is reminiscent of another person's signature move.

#1- Dude, i got wasted last night and was cleaning my gun. Fucked up and shot my tv. That was some dizzle-ass shit to do.

#2- I did some dizzle-ass shit last night. I got drunk and ran out into the ocean. In February.

by j.t. paperstacks October 22, 2010

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Shit Chat

The act of texting on your phone while taking on the toilet, taking a dump.

I was shit chatting with Rob about our plans for this weekend.

by MadMikey April 22, 2018

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Shit Shrapnel

A high velocity, airborne, ejection of brown matter that is difficult or impossible to avoid. The result is soiled clothing and/or impregnated skin (particularly the face).

Fuck it... I was strimming the long grass in the back yard and the dogs have laid some hidden piles of crap that I did not see. I have hit a steaming pile and I have been hit by the resulting Shit Shrapnel. It is all over my t-shirt and my face looks like I have a thousand brown freckles. It fucking stinks and I think I may have got some in my mouth...

by normanstanleyfletcher September 16, 2017

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shit-n-spin

When a woman has sex with a man that is in the act of pooping on the toilet.

Man: “I have to take a shit so bad!”

Woman: “Can we do the shit-n-spin while you’re in there?”

by Penelopeee Johnson May 1, 2025

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Shit Pity

The feeling of pity one has when they enter a public bathroom stall to poop while there is a person pooping in the neighboring stall, only to finish pooping before their neighbor. A type of pity born from superior digestive health.

Employee 1: "It must suck to have to sit on the toilet for 20 minutes to get any results."
Employee 2: "I'm sure they don't want your shit pity, they probably just need to eat moar fiber."

by squat2shit October 28, 2011

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