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your mom

1. an outdated comeback phrase if you dont have anything else for a comeback.
2. your mother.
3. a phrase used by middle schoolers trying to be cool
1. bill: hey joe why do you have a pink phone case.
joe: your mom has a pink phone case.
2. your mom.
3. bill: hey who is this new girl in class, do you know her?
joe: your mom knows her.
by quackiplier October 3, 2016
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Paroxysal your retrograde

I. Verb, slang - to spasmodically react to the righteous badankadonk of not quite an old flame but there is chemistry and to go into a secondary fit of ecstasy when later rubbing up her bare legs from ankle to hip.
At first he reacted calmly, then they both gave into the building intensity, she bit his ear and he whispered, I'll paroxysal your retrograde. Her writhing actually the hurt his ear and he needed stitches.
by Thishastobesomething May 25, 2022
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Straighten your face!

This saying is reserved for convicts, and hardly ever used on the streets(except by ex-convicts). A convict will say this when he is ready to beat the brakes off a man, or someone has disrespected or just put himself in harm's way by not paying attention. Knuckle up, it's on.
What's up bruh? You asking questions about one of my soldiers, you must done flipped your lid. What's up straighten your face!, partner
by ItsAaronCodysoyouknow February 19, 2021
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Fuck your kids

You are not my own words. My words didn't bleed off the page and amalgamate into some kind of magic spector. You are doing that and I'm going to murder as many kids as possible if you do not pay both for doing this and the AI to which I contributed (cardinally and substantially)
Hym "And again, fuck your kids. This is why they keep getting fucked like that. That's you. You're a piece of shit and you're harvesting incels as fuel to subsidize your worthless lives. It ain't 'my words' doing that. It's someone who is actively trying to sacrifice SOMEONE ELSE'S KIDS in the name of their own."
by Hym Iam May 14, 2025
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How fat is your cock though

Because it still seems like you're trying to mythologize evolution to avoid the stark reality that critical fat-cock theory is the one true dating theory to rule them all.
Hym "Really, how fat is your cock though? Cus, I got a million dollars to a bucket of dog-shit that fat-cock regardless of behavior had relatively more to do with sexual selection than anything you have to have to say about it."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2024
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Your Unborn Brother

The NEW version of 'Your Mom!'. Because everyone knows that saying is getting old. So come up with something fresher like 'Your Unborn Brother!' It's totally random and will leave your friends confused and awestruck from you witty originality.
Q: What's the answer to #9?
A: Your Unborn Brother!
Or
Q: Who's the new choir teacher?
A: Your Unborn Brother!
by H Nicole M January 13, 2009
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