A cute and hot British man who deserves the whole world. He plays spider man and can put on an amazing American accent. He likes quacksons and can not keep a secret to save his life! He loves his adorable blue staffie, Tessa. And plays a hot Rihanna!
“Tom holland is a lil cutie”
“Did you see Tom Holland in Spider Man Hoco? He’s the best spider man by far!”
“Did you see Tom Holland in Spider Man Hoco? He’s the best spider man by far!”
by TomHollandQuackson October 11, 2018

by Peter Whitewhitewhite September 9, 2010

A smol and soft lil precious bean that deserves the world. He’s so freaking gorgeous and he’s spiderman so shut your face. He has an adorable blue staffy named Tessa. He deserves everything. He also pronounced croissant as quackson but that joke is dead so.
Person: “Oh hey didn’t Tom Holland play spiderman in Infinity War?”
Me: “Yea....—OMG DONT SAY IT DO NOT SAY IT-“
Person: “ He looks like he didn’t feel so good *laughs at their own joke*
Me: you are dead to me. bye.
Me: “Yea....—OMG DONT SAY IT DO NOT SAY IT-“
Person: “ He looks like he didn’t feel so good *laughs at their own joke*
Me: you are dead to me. bye.
by Gisele LaFrance August 4, 2018

Tom Holland is the most perfect, beautiful, amazing, hot person to ever walk the universe. England is his city and he plays spiderman. He is the best option for the next James Bond and he loves quacksons and his dog Tessa
by Ijustlovetomholland August 19, 2018

A euphemism for double penetration. Also referred to as "T&J " and "getting TJ'd". Not to be confused with the other TJ.
"Kady said she got really wasted last night and watched some Tom and Jerry, but we all knew what she meant."
"Pete just knew his mustache was going to get him some T&J action."
"Pete just knew his mustache was going to get him some T&J action."
by Alfonso Gabron January 11, 2009

Vince is an Uncle Tom!
by Jamal April 17, 2004

Tom Brooks is a person with the deadest trim going. He also likes to fart and watch porn. Also very likely to receive boner whenever a girl says hi to him.
Another name for a Tom Brooks is a Joseph Bailey
Another name for a Tom Brooks is a Joseph Bailey
Chad: Are you seriously getting hard just because kitty said hi to you joe bailey?
Tom: WhAt .... N-NOO!
Chad: Tom Brooks
Tom: WhAt .... N-NOO!
Chad: Tom Brooks
by Floppy Phil December 11, 2019
