Jackson Calendar

A calendar that completely skips over July 1st and has June 32nd instead to avoid failing No Jerk July on the first day

Maddox failed bro he had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Jackson Calendar

A calendar that includes June 31st instead of July 1st and goes straight to July 2nd just in case you failed No Jerk July on the first day like Jackson

That freaking gooner had to use the Jackson Calendar

by TheStupendousOne July 2, 2025

Jackson Atw

a cutie but a werido during sex. He says lick all that shit out of my ass.

"Bro i fucked Jackson Atw"
"damn he did say to lick his ass"
"yeah what a weirdo"

by anonymous October 27, 2020

Michael Jackson

The moonwalking, high-heeled, fedora-wearing, sparkly-gloved King of Pop whose voice could heal, whose moves could kill, and whose legacy could fill galaxies. A living legend (scratch that, an eternal one.) Known for turning sidewalk tiles into disco floors, and for asking humanity the real questions like "Annie, are you okay?"
Synonyms: MJ, Applehead (real MJ fans will get this), King of Pop, He Who Defied Gravity, The Gloved One.
Side Effects of Exposure:
• Sudden desire to learn the moonwalk.
• Random “hee-hee!”s in conversation.
• Compulsive glove and/or fedora shopping.
• Deep emotional connection to a man who asked us to heal the world.

"Bro, you see that spin? That was full-on Michael Jackson level!"

by I_love_applehead June 2, 2025

jackson habinama

an strong, powerful, all around a perfect being. the strongest to step foot on this planet.

“jackson habinama

is the strongest ever”.

by vadod July 17, 2024

JAckson goldstone

the best mtb rider

JAckson goldstone is him

by euillrhewuh December 9, 2024

Jackson

Jackson is this wonderful and helpful person. Jackson is a drummer, a snare at that.

The best snare drummer there ever was! ‼️

Person 1: “Have you heard of jackson?”
Person 2: “Oh yeah! He was the best percussionist around.”

by Paradiddlydonkey November 22, 2023