barkin' at the sharks

hurling your guts over the side of a boat, usually due to seasickness

Johnny spent most of the deep-sea fishing trip barkin' at the sharks.

by Molerat102 March 7, 2009

Shark

The only word on urban dictionary with no sexual definition

"Wow I'm surprised shark has no sexual definition on urban dictionary"

by deafinitionplshelpicanthear December 8, 2020

female shark attack

When your girl makes you bang her on her period

Poor Allan he was involved in a female shark attack last night I think he is still in the shower

by Greek island October 11, 2015

Shark bait

A girl who walks into a body of water, on her period.

Bro, Oh my god, my friend pulled a shark bait last weekend.

by Cucl December 5, 2019

Toilet Shark

Guys who are into under the stall action in public restrooms.

You see 4 feet in one stall one is down on his knees.
Look a toilet shark is proposing!

by Sonicpressure April 21, 2023

Jeff the land shark

This thing is everything but innocent. He has been corrupted by one of Vons dreads and now is his loyal servant bringing Hell to all who dare to challenge him. He is an immortal being who does not die, he does not stop, you are his prey.

And fuck this stupid ass shark

Jeff the land shark is a menace.

by W1zard_916 January 17, 2025

Tiger Shark (Changed)

A miniboss from the popular transfur game changed

This little pain in the ass will somehow dive underwater and swim at high speed in such shallow water?? (I could 100% outswim that mf i have interstate comps)

By all means necessary stay well away from it or he will grab you and turn you into a furry tiger shark thing (scary)
This dumbass summons little shark henchmen because his lazy ass could not do it himself

Stay away from tigersharks in the wild

Sailor 1: "Yo what fish is that"

Sailor 2: "Where"

Sailor 1: "Over there *points at the 'fish'*"

Sailor 2: "Let me pull up the species identification chart"

Sailor 2: "By the looks of it, that's a tiger shark (changed)"

Sailor 1: "You're kidding right? It can't be..."

Sailor 1 and 2 shriek in horror

--MISSING PERSONS LOG--

JACK CLOVERFIELD

OSCAR WALSH

--LAST SEEN LAUNCHING BOAT OFF LATEX BAY--

--REPORT RELEVANT FINDINGS TO LOCAL AUGHORITIES--

--LEAD--

SCREAMS HEARD 2 KILOMETRES NORTH OF LATEX BAY

--ASSUMED DEAD--

>yes moderators the names are made up

by Ribcage beater 420 August 9, 2023