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Tossed salad and scrambled eggs 

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.
My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.
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Egg Salad Monday

The day after Easter Sunday when everyone has a surplus of hardboiled eggs. These eggs are often used up by making egg salad.
"I'm suffering the adverse effects of Egg Salad Monday".
"I'm out of town on Easter Weekend, but I think I can come by on Egg Salad Monday.
Egg Salad Monday by hairygerman August 14, 2009
Word of the Day on April 9, 2012

ethnic salad 

a person with many ethnicities.
jesus christ, Lola, youre ethnic salad!
ethnic salad by Dali June 4, 2003

grape salad

jack: i went up the hill with jill, and i was going to toss the salad, but she had serious roids.
brandon: so wats yur problum? i love me some grape salad.
jack: that's because you're fucked in the head.
grape salad by lukeh081288 November 3, 2011

potato salad 

Only one person should bring potato salad to a potluck or gathering.
Man i thought i was the only one bringing the potato salad.

Fruit Salad 

A gay sex position when in an orgy, genitals are just rubbed together
Jim: Hey dude I bet that guy had some fruit salad last night
Paul: no way dude. He's straight

Going to the salad bar

A term used to tell others you just farted