rat roach

When a blunt is so small that you can barely smoke it and its usually smaller than 1 inch(s)

Hit that shit man... Hit that rat roach

by Barcode_112 February 2, 2018

National Ranch Day

April 20th is the day where you get some friends and you all--as a symbolic gesture of your unity and friendship--drink a bottle of ranch together.

Person 1: Happy National Ranch Day!
Person 2: You too! Time for some ranch!!!
Person 3: Ranch up!

by Benardo Fernardo May 27, 2018

hot roach

And enlarged, ratchet clitoris.

She was fine, but she had a hot roach.

by Roitlol June 3, 2018

Cock ranching

When you run out of lube for masturbation and decide to use ranch as a substitute , and then you aggressively beat your meat then finish into the bottle of ranch the drink it

Bro I was cock ranching so hard yesterday that my cock turned into salad

by George ranchington February 28, 2018

devils roach

Devils roach is when your at the end of your zoot but there’s still weed left.

Yooo you gonna do that devils roach ?

“Let me bun that devils roach “

by DevilsTing April 13, 2018

Johm Roaches

The superior nickname for Jawn Rocha, a photographer best known for photographing the pop-punk band Waterparks on a number of their tours.

“Yo, what’s that band photographer guy’s name again? Something like John, but spelled weird...”
“he be johm roaches”

by regenerating degenerate September 18, 2018

face roaches

The condition of getting crabs living in your beard. Acommon side effect of too much oral sex with skanky people.

Dude I went down on her for two hours last night and now I have a bad case of face roaches

by DosTacosParaJoel December 20, 2018