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north forsyth jrotc

North Forsyth JROTC is the junior reserve officer training program at north forsyth high school. They have won naval honor school for a bunch of years because much like your mother with guest they put on a front for others and yell behind closed doors. It is a lot of fun for about a week until they start shitting on you for everything you do. Watch out for the “senior leadership” that somehow manage to have both their heads in their asses and their noses in others business at the same time. In this program you will do pt where the leadership will yell at you to run faster even though they are the fat ones slowing the group down. You will also participate in drill where no one can understand the donkeys calling commands. Don’t worry everyone is treated equally unless you are so mental that they are afraid to scold you because you may commit suicide, then you will get a free pass. No worries social skills and basic human decency is not needed and most people in the program don’t have it, especially the leadership. Most importantly don’t forget to have fun even when you accidentally choose one of the many showers with no pressure because the majority of them are shit!
Billy: Hey, how can I fix my mental health?

Martha: Get as far away from north Forsyth JROTC as possible.
by Justice.for.Eddie July 13, 2022
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A variation of the flicker gooning technique created by the North Korean military. It is a refined version of Aztec flicker gooning that also gives the user an undescribable calm. The technique is performed by flicking the edge of your penis with a ball point pen, which is why some North Koreans have been seen to have scars and pen markings on the tips of their penis. If performed correctly North Korean Flicker Gooning will cause the user to bust within 0.6 seconds, and the semen travels at around 39,000 miles per hour.

The North Korean military has supported and funded research on this technique, as they plan to have it replace their ICBMs by 2030. However due to having a natural proclivity towards the technique it might be implemented into the military as soon as 2026.

The CIA have been hiring cute ripped twinks and have been giving them BBL surgeries so they can hop on Jerk Mate and learn the technique from the North Koreans. Since the mission is classified it is unknown if the has been working or not.
Man this class is boring I'm gonna watch Lebron edits on my computer and learn North Korean Flicker Gooning.
by TacoThursdayOnATuesday December 6, 2024
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north omaha

“i got to go to north omaha
“don’t get shot!”
by Cultured_American February 15, 2025
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North shore

A school district located on Nassau County Long Island New York made up of Glen Head Glenwood Landing Sea Cliff and parts of Greenvale. North shore is known for their parties, girls and hatred for every other school district. Everyone from north shore thinks there superior to everyone and everything especially in sports. You know your from north shore when..
•Your school is always on the news
The middle school ruined your north shore experience

•You know someone with the name Isabella

•You basically live at the Diner or Pezi
•you hate Glen cove and locust valley

•You'll find racial slurs on the bathroom stalls

•People can tell your from north shore

•You know if everyone
That was a sick party

What do you expect, it is north shore !
by Hcienqid April 25, 2017
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North West Virginia

I am going to a Browns’ game in crazy ass North West Virginia.
by Purplenado March 5, 2023
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Fred North

Verb.

To be at spiritual one with your helicopter, to be impervious to the laws of physics as pertains to rotorcraft operations.
Prior to autorotation, Steve yelled, “I’m going to Fred North this one baby”.
by Franky007 April 7, 2024
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North facing backyard

Making sweet sweet bum love with an ugly lady whilst standing. Because her face is like a badgers arse it puts you off so you turn her around so that she is facing (North) away from you, while you plough the back yrad
I got so drunk last Sunday I took ugly Mary in the Alley behind Greg's.
Christ, I hope she let you do her like a North facing backyard
by Stycki12 March 8, 2023
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