J K, Just joshin 

J K, as in jokes on MSN. and joshin as in joking. Joshin is joking.

your gay. J K, Just joshin

J K, Just joshin by McExtraah January 16, 2009

oh god please just kill me 

When you reached the deepest parts of the abyss, misery, darkness, and suffering that you start begging god to just end it all.

Brother: I came inside you, your egg is fertillized with my cursed Genes.
Sister: Oh god please just kill me

oh god please just kill me by Gibe Da Pussi B0ss June 29, 2016

i just do 

A way of saying there is no explanation for something you do

Teacher:How do you know my name?
Student:I just do,sir.

i just do by SomeoneNew March 12, 2007

You just looked this up?

Just why.

Did you just looked this up?

You just looked this up? by BUDDYTHECAT March 22, 2022

Lets just be friends 

Your dick is too small.

I know we had a magical night last night but, lets just be friends, ok?

Lets just be friends by Audiophyle November 22, 2003

No. Just no. 

Uttered when something someone says is nonsensical or just plain stupid.

The phrase was originally invented by me before becoming popular.

Random dude 55: OMG, rock band 31I$4A is sooo coool!!!
Me: No. Just no.

No. Just no. by Adelbert Steiner March 22, 2008

i just made today my bitch

everything goes smoothly through out the day, no bullshit or drama

dick: man today was fuckin gay bruh
master: ha sucks because i just made today my bitch

i just made today my bitch by damn white boy July 10, 2010