I Have Black Friends 

The greatest excuse that racists use to try to make it look like they're not racist.

Apparently having black friends negates any racist thing you say.

Person 1: Yeah, niggers are always stealing things and killing each other. Fuck those niggers!

Person 2: Dude...what's wrong with you?

Person 1: It's okay, I have black friends. I can say this.

Person 2: I don't think it works that way.

I Have Black Friends by Bloodbath 87 March 8, 2009

I-Lovelies 

K-Diamonds (Korean A.R.M.Y) gave this nickname for BTS’ international fans. Because International A.R.M.Ys and Korean A.R.M.Y have this wonderful and adorable relationship, that’s why I-Lovelies cherish this nickname so much and why it means so much .

I-Lovelies loves K-Diamonds and BTS soo much

I-Lovelies by MajijoyBTS April 5, 2018

i've heard it both ways 

A good way to sound witty after you have just been proven wrong.

Shawn: "Gus please. Don't be Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Marzipan."
Gus: "Azkaban."
Shawn: "I've heard it both ways."

i've heard it both ways by blulelizard October 5, 2009

I waste him with my crossbow 

A popular phrase with Knights of the Dinner Table fans. It is spoken by the knight Bob (he is generally the most destructive of the table). Whenever he says this there is some poor NPC in peril.

B.A "A hapless beggar crosses the street and..."
Bob "I waste him with my crossbow and search the body."
B.A "..."

I waste him with my crossbow by Hapless Beggar April 7, 2010

I'm drinks 

1. Phrase designed to express that you've had too many drinks, you actually wanted to say "I'm drunk" and "I've had too many drinks" but the alcohol makes you mix the two into "I'm drinks".

-Why are you zigzagging like that?
-I'm drinks

I'm drinks by GNarez January 2, 2012

I like the way you roll. 

A complement to how a person handles and presents them-self - in a smooth, helpful, relaxed, "I can handle anything you throw at me" manner. How their style and dress uniquely fits their personality.

You are such a helpful, beautiful person. I like the way you roll.

I like the way you roll. by Robert - Cheyenne October 17, 2014

i am that duck

If I were to give you an analogy, I would describe it like this: When a duck swims on the water, you only see it glide, apparently, effortlessly, across the lake. But underneath, as in, beneath the surface, it's a whole different story. It's legs are moving like it's peddling a fcking bicycle up the side of a mountain. That's me right now. I am that duck.

I am that duck.

i am that duck by jozombies115 July 18, 2017