close to home 

Slang used to describe the act of cunnilingus, referencing that all human's original "home" was the womb.

After a few minutes of making out, it was time to get close to home.

close to home by Media Assassin July 22, 2004

The Home Row 

A sexual act where the man places his hands upon the girls "pleasure spots" and types out the following

Lolz, you don't know what I'm typing. But I bet your glad that I took keyboarding in high school. And with that said you will orgasm caps lock NOW space, space, space, space, space, enter, enter, enter, enter

1. Dan: Dude I totally made this girl asdfjkl;

Lee: Give her the good ol' home row?

Dan: fo sho

2. Jim: the girl was asking for the home row. But I didn't know it. So Dan had to step in

Andrew: ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL LOL LOL HYPHEN >.<

The Home Row by crazyfreakoman November 1, 2010

stay at home mommy 

one who cares for the children while being denied by their cheating significant other

Go ahead honey, be a stay at home mommy...I have 2 go 2, uh, work...now...

stay at home mommy by Squeegee721 July 7, 2008

inside-the-park home run 

The baseball themed innuendo equivalent to rape.

Bro #1: "Dude I totally ended last night with an Inside-the-park Home run."
Bro #2: "Isn't that illegal?"
Bro #1: "Not when the catcher's drunk!"
Bro #2: "Chyeah, brah!"

inside-the-park home run by heyguyzzz January 27, 2011

look a little closer to home 

(v.) To search for treachery in ones' closest friends and family.

Me? No mate, you should look a little closer to home. Ever notice why your son is always late from school on wednesday?

look a little closer to home by Kung-Fu Jesus May 20, 2004

E.T Phone Home 

The act of calling a mate on your mobile phone, then sticking it up a girls cunt and seeing if you can continue the conversation

Guy 1: I called Josh the other day, but unfortunately lost reception when i tried the E.T phone home manouver

Guy 2: Fuckin fat bitches...

E.T Phone Home by pipeline69 May 29, 2011

E.T. phone home 

When you wrap an l.e.d. light strip around your dick and shove it into a girls vagina and yell out E.T. phone home

Dude I totally "E.T. phone home" last night with Veronica.

E.T. phone home by Udegen May 3, 2018