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Florida Floppy Dick

An old Floridian pedophile man who is incapable of getting an erection and is forced to use Viagra
That man in the windowless van is a Florida Floppy Dick
by watchmeown654 December 19, 2011
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Flood Denial

When a town or area is flooded and all the people whose homes are destroyed go back in a week later and rebuild it. Many think it will never happen again even though it has occured several times in the last few years. Most take handouts from the government when major flood event happens and complain when they have to do anything to help their situation.

A vicious cycle that occurs every wet season.
Local Official: “Sir, your home has been flooded up to the eaves and there is black mold growing in it. You may have to relocate since this is a dangerous home in a high hazard area.”

Homeowner: “It never flooded here. I’ve lived here 20 years and no water has ever got in my home. That black line is a new decorating technique from France. ”

Local Official: “There is a fish flopping in your Lazy-Boy.”

Homeowner: “That’s my son Billy.”

Local Official: “It smells like mildew and mold in here.”

Homeowner: “Potpourri”

Local Official: “It will flood here again.”

Homeowner: “It will never flood here because that levee will never break. They just rebuilt it again for the fourth time and it is stronger than ever. You are just trying to harass me. Living by the Mississippi River does not pose a threat! This is all a government conspiracy. I only had water around my house, not in it. Now give me my money! ”

Local Official: "You are in flood denial."

Homeowner: "What flood? It's never flooded here."
by Stinky MacBurr December 31, 2012
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Floorwork

When suddenly secondary to twerking, you find yourself on the floor and you continue to twerk in a fashion that resembles having intercourse. Typically a female will horizontally grind on a male while on the floor in a sexual manner. Usually this occurs in the following manner: 1)female will begin twerking on male 2)male will begin leaning back (usually with the help of supporting friends) 3)female will most likely follow as the submissive nature of our society dictates 4)they will somehow end up on the floor 5)female will sit on top of male's dick 6)she will continue to "twerk" while there until she is bored or male needs to go handle a "situation" in the bathroom. Teenagers are disgusting creatures...
*At party*

Person #1: Is it me or did you just see Daneisha doing floorwork on Tayshawwn?
Person #2: Oh yeah, I'm pretty sure I did, what a whore.
Person #1: Yeah…Daneisha really is a whore.
by Preacher's Daughter. March 16, 2013
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floor pepper

Dark/black particles that stick to food when it's dropped on the floor. In some some circles, if the floor pepper can be brushed off, the food is considered safe to eat even if the five seconds of the "5 Second Rule" have already elapsed.
Child: Mommy, I dropped my sandwich.
Mother: That was the last of the bread. It'll be fine. Just brush the floor pepper off.
by PRoPAiN! October 2, 2013
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flodin

A teacher that is kinda cool but doesn't teach shit. He gives good grades anyways so its good.
Wow this lesson was so flodin.

I got some flodin grades.
by NiQQa January 24, 2014
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Flogstomple

To severely verbally reprimand stupidity. So severely the idiot feels as if they have been flogged and stompled at the same time. To "dance in someones ass" over a situation.
"She just wouldn't stop talking so I flogstompled her ass with some truth"
by It'ssimplereally March 19, 2014
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flooglydooped

To be taken advantage of. Tricked or Bamboozled
Ive just been flooglydooped
That guy just got flooglydooped by that girl.
by curious_savage November 2, 2014
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