Strategic Eating.

Meaning to eat in class/ or anywhere serious you aren't meant to eat food - WITHOUT getting caught.

Strategic eating is pretty much a gamble.

SUCCESS:

-Sitting in the back of English class with a bag of corn chips and slowly & quietly crunching some doritos yo.

WHEN FAILED :

-Chewing food ....then the teahcer asks you to answer the question. Then you're screwed.

=Detention :(

SUCCESS:
James was sitting next to Jessie in the back of English class & was Strategic Eating.

FAIL:

Jessie was chewing on some doritos and the teacher asked Jessie for the answer to a complicated question...Jessie failed with her mouth full.

by Umagz2 April 15, 2011

eat shit and die

it means you must masticate on some fecal matter than cause your heart to stop fribulating

you pick up a piece of dog poo and start to chew on it, enjoying the nutty flavour with a slight liver bouquet. You then hold your breath (by putting duct tape over your mouth and nose) to preserve the awesome smell and flavour and your heart stops from lack of oxygen.

by flipynif November 17, 2004

eat me daddy

Telling someone to eat your pussy or ass. Can also be used as a way to get sexual attention

Please eat me daddy

by Papi/ April 3, 2017

eat your pussy

rubbing your tongue on a girlsclit.

male:hey babe you want me to eat your pussy.
Female: fuck yeah.

by ADingo8MyBaby August 13, 2018

eat her cheek

1. An term used to express the desire to eat the cheek of an attractive female. Used mostly to describe a female with a pretty or cute face. "Cheek" can refer to the buttocks, but normally refers to the cheek of the mouth.

2. A somewhat kinky expression similar to pee in her butt.

p1: That girl is really cute
p2: Yeah I'd eat her cheek

by cripple108 November 10, 2009

eat my applesauce!

A word used when owning someone or something. Usually used in a funny term and gets people laughing.

*I win a game of ninja*
Me: "Eat my applesauce!" ya loser!!
Loser: Haha that's funny!
Random Dude: That's not funny at all.
*I slap random dude*
Random Dude: LOL HAHA!!! I LOVE IT!!!

by REBTanker50 January 24, 2011

Eskimo eating out

The act of using one's nose to pleasure a vagina as if it were a tounge

Woah! i just finished eskimo eating out Janie and she came in my nose!

by stevielicks September 25, 2011