Meaning to eat in class/ or anywhere serious you aren't meant to eat food - WITHOUT getting caught.
Strategic eating is pretty much a gamble.
SUCCESS:
-Sitting in the back of English class with a bag of corn chips and slowly & quietly crunching some doritos yo.
WHEN FAILED :
-Chewing food ....then the teahcer asks you to answer the question. Then you're screwed.
=Detention :(
Strategic eating is pretty much a gamble.
SUCCESS:
-Sitting in the back of English class with a bag of corn chips and slowly & quietly crunching some doritos yo.
WHEN FAILED :
-Chewing food ....then the teahcer asks you to answer the question. Then you're screwed.
=Detention :(
SUCCESS:
James was sitting next to Jessie in the back of English class & was Strategic Eating.
FAIL:
Jessie was chewing on some doritos and the teacher asked Jessie for the answer to a complicated question...Jessie failed with her mouth full.
James was sitting next to Jessie in the back of English class & was Strategic Eating.
FAIL:
Jessie was chewing on some doritos and the teacher asked Jessie for the answer to a complicated question...Jessie failed with her mouth full.
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