The David Hasslehoff

When you have consumed enough alcohol to have no query's about eating Wendy's hamburgers off a hotel room floor, and subsequently have it taped by your young daughter.

I got so drunk last night I did The David Hasslehoff at the motor inn.

by SatanicEnforcerPatroller September 28, 2007

david beckham

An un-talented chav with too much money. Plays football, a game in which dumb men that couldn't get any qualificatios at school chase a little ball and think that they look great doing it.

David Beckham is an idiot.

by PunkRockBarbieBitch August 10, 2005

David Bonk

A great musician from Germany (plays in a band "Panik"), who can play lots of instrument. He can play piano and electric guitar at the same time. He's also a music producer.

Moreover, he's quite good-looking, funny, and smart.

He's so David Bonk!

by Infernoing June 22, 2010

David Cole

A person that may become a noun, verb, or adjective.

1. noun. Do you like David Cole on your grill?
2. verb. So kassi do you David Cole?
3. adj. How is your David Cole sweater?

by AnonKB August 15, 2011

David Brackett

An annoying person with bad hair and glasses. Thinks he can beat anyone in a fight. Idiot

David Bracketts an idiot.

by Randomdude1233 January 18, 2017

David

A man with an 8inch dick

David has a huge dick

by Lillypad August 24, 2017

David

David is a feen ass nigga who will smoke anything out of anywhere and will go any distance to obtain his pleasure. He is an extreme ass and why his friends talk shit about him while trying to help.

Stop being a David

by Ask.Me June 7, 2018