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cheese dick 

Someone who continuously tries to screw you over while playing video games.
I won't play with Smash Brothers with Dave Murdoch anymore, he's being a cheese dick.
cheese dick by Lunch Box January 30, 2005

Cheese-grater 

Feels as long and drawn out as taking a cheese-grater to your testicles. Even if it's not for a very long time, the mind wishes it would be over with quickly.
Playing some RPG's is like reading a good book except that at the end of each page/chapter, you have to take a cheese-grater to your nuts for several hours (ie: leveling up).
Cheese-grater by Pickleton August 29, 2003

cheese dog 

When the eye of the skindog has been cheddered over with cheese.
When the skindog looks like it has conjunctivitis or mash potato at the end of him.
Smeg is around the end of the skindog.
An itchy infection of the skindog after a hard night of dry stroking the ant eater.
Joe has his own build in cheese factory, cheese dog.
I have pieces of cheese dripping out of my skindog, its now called a cheese dog.
When the helmet of the penis has been left outside the sleeping bag (foreskin) for too long and gets a crustified substance over the eye of the skin dog, cheese dog.
cheese dog by Adamtotman September 18, 2008

cheese cake 

non-italian. someone trying to be tally. see monjacaker.
bunch of cheese cakes here tony. lets mob to carmines for barbera's signature dish of spaghetti and meatballs.

Cheese Nip

noun meaning a person who is a mix between a Mexican and a Causcasian. In elite circles in Colorado, Mexicans are known as Cheddars. Since white people are know as crackers, a child of the two would be called this.
My nephew is a Cheese Nip.
Cheese Nip by Bibi May 18, 2006

cheese monkey 

One who uses his finger to remove the "cheese" from the underside of the penis tip or between the toes for the purposes of sniffing it.
"john tried to be discrete as he lifted the toe jam laden digit to his nose but was soon spotted by another in the act and was promptly labelled a cheese monkey"
cheese monkey by Sirus May 15, 2003