light tip

When ya dick game so weak it's just a light tip u never get dick dizzy

He said he'd give me the best fuck of my life, but all I got was a light tip.

by Fajita Jesus August 19, 2017

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Get the light tipmug.

Tipping Fatigue

Having a barista literally turn around and pour a black coffee then turn the payment monitor toward you where the tip options start at 20% OR having a full sit down meal with mediocre service and when the bill comes the server says "An 18% gratuity has already been added to the bill".

Getting extorted every time you engage in a minor customer service experience where historically there would be no tip expected.

Barrack: "So far today I've tipped the barista, the delivery guy and the guy who held the bathroom stall door open for me and wow this is ridiculous; I'd prefer paying extortion money to the Gambino Crime Family
Michelle: "Oh Barrack, you're just feeling some tipping fatigue, don't get crazy"

by LV_24 September 18, 2024

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Get the Tipping Fatiguemug.

freak a tip

Buy a black and mild plastic or wooden tip cigar, take some of the tobacco how so it hits harder before smoking

imma freak a tip then smoke it to the face like I’m mad at it

by DickieDoThangz July 10, 2023

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Get the freak a tipmug.

Only fir trees should wear tips

A forest-conservationist's verbal equivalent to da large-mammal-lover's "Only elephants should wear ivory" saying.

Tipping trees for making wreaths has never been a good idea --- i.e., only fir trees should wear tips, and it harms the tree to remove them --- but it's not even necessary if you want wreaths to decorate your house, since so many inexpensive and perfectly-suitable artificial wreaths are available that not only look just as good as natural ones, but last for many years if properly cared for.

by QuacksO November 15, 2025

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