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the puppy man

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.
The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.
by Constable June 19, 2022
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Jojo man

This is funny man's way of saying the name of the .main character of the popular show/manga/anime, Jojo's BIZZARE Adventure
Oh my god, Jojo man did the punch punch thing.
by Slomer eleven December 15, 2019
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Man-Mead

Noun.

An alcoholic beverage made by fermenting semen with yeast, often combined with sugars and/or other alcohols.
After jerking into a bottle for a year I could make so much man-mead!
by CelestialGermination October 15, 2010
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Five Man

In Fusball, the Five Man is the middle set, consisting of five men. Can also refer to one's masturbatory appendage
I score with my "Five Man" on a regular basis.
by Samwise May 14, 2003
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While man

A description of someone who is annoying, thran and or stupid. This phrase is commonly used in the North East of Ireland.
I canny get paddy out the door today

Aye, Paddy's a while man
by Da stealer NI August 13, 2021
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Sea Man

A nickname for a sailor.
(person 1) Hey are you choking on that chicken Sea Man ?!
(person 2) What the fuck
by Soarosugaming August 28, 2021
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Ting man

A quiet guy who only ever uses slang like bruv. Studies very hard and will do anything to bring food to the table. He usually has a deep voice. He studies hard, and if you ever get him as a boyfriend, he will sacrifice himself to save you in any situation.
Dude 1: Hey look at that guy, he never talks and keeps his girl so private.

Dude 2: Yeah, he must be a Ting man
Dude 1: Yeah I've only ever heard him say bruv
by Kash money man March 24, 2019
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