upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 19, 2017

Latina Mixing Pot

When specifically 3 males and 2 women have an orgy, on a bed covered with feces, rolling around in it. The goal is to right to the death and stop when one person has died. This is a popular thing to do in Mexico.

I’m bored. I think I’m gonna act in a Latina mixing pot.

by ToastedFork December 1, 2020

Gag pot

Uncommon autocorrection of “faggot”, leading to a funny miscommunication

also I am fully a gag pot

by Lochie4272 April 1, 2021

Pot & Kettle

Pot & Kettle

Pot & Kettle

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 26, 2025

A watched pot never boils

To wait anxiously for something to happen. It will seem to take a very long time or not at all.

This strategy is doomed from the start because it is far too public: a watched pot never boils.

by M2H November 13, 2023

Potted Plant

When you can’t think of a punch line so you just say

Guy1: I’m bored, what should we do?
Guy2: potted plant.
Guy1: what
Guy2: did i stutter?

by LazyWasTaken July 6, 2023

The pot of gold

When a woman gives a man a rim job from underneath and the dick and balls act as a unicorn whole making the guch a rainbow thus making the arse hole a pot of gold.

‘Hey did you give Steve the pot of gold last night?’

‘Yeh he can’t resist the pot of gold’

by JesusOnXans July 8, 2018