backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.

you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!

by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013

Paper Captain

Choker captain / Paper captain is non other than kohli,because he always chokes in important matches as both batsman and as well as captain,but his clueless fans always defends him with bilateral winning percentage ,though he is a paytm winner he always plays for personal records rather than team's win and he failed completely as acaptain for rcb without a trophy after he done 9 years captaincy but couldn't win a single trophy yet, and rcb also rarely qualify for playoffs under his Captaincy he is the perfect man suitable for choker captain

Even he couldn't better competitive infront of Minnow Intl captains, as a Captain he Just attends bcci board meeting with Drinker Shastri

He is great Paper captain ever

by Rohitian RO November 23, 2020

Paper Mache

When an man ejaculates onto many sheets of toilet paper, and then sticks those pieces of toilet paper onto a person, using the cum like glue.

Hey, you want play a game called paper mache? It's different from the artistic past time.

by MD Quak March 1, 2017

pixel paper

Synonymous with electronic ink displays used in e-readers like the Kindle or Nook but easier to pronounce.

I'm happy to hear that pixel paper is getting cheaper! Maybe I can afford an e-reader!

by canonlibel July 30, 2010

toilet paper syndrome

Toilet paper syndrome (TPS) When you think the world is going to end but it’s not and you’re just an idiot. Example: Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!

Jim: OMG it’s raining I better drive 30 miles per hour in the 65 zone. SAM: it’s just rain, sounds like you have TPS!
Jim: what’s TPS?
SAM: Toilet paper syndrome

by That pedicab Life March 16, 2020

Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Case Studies 《Dyslexia》 And Research Papers (Perianal Abscesses) Is Artitifical Intelligence: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025

180 grit toilet paper

The toilet paper stores still have.

Even the hardasses aren't buying the 180 grit toilet paper, they try to get one of the other brands first, which is why the stores only have the 180 grit left.

by Solid Mantis April 27, 2020