I’m going to put my foot up your ass! 

This is what your golf buddy at the golf course tells Karens that don’t know how to mind their Business.

Hey Paw Patrol, I’m going to put my foot up your ass!

I’m going to put my foot up your ass! by anonymous August 17, 2025

I'm gonna put my teeth in now

When you have said something so amazing or definitive that there are no further words required (i.e., a true "mic drop" moment), you look at the other party and say "I'm gonna put my teeth in now". Other variations "Let me put my teeth in" or "I'm funna put my teeth in." Origin: 91 year old named Glory gives interview to CNN reporter saying why she is voting for Mamdani in the New York mayoral election and at end of the interview she says "I'm gonna put my teeth in now" and walks away like a boss. Clip has over 6 million views on TikTok.

You have just won an argument with a final conclusive statement and you look the other person in the eyes and say "I'm gonna put my teeth in now". As you say it, you pantomime putting a set of false teeth in your mouth and then quickly walk away with authority.

I'm gonna put my teeth in now by newyorkunc November 5, 2025

Golden Shot Put

While wearing a condom, you fuck someone in the ass and after you cum in it, pee in it, and put it in the freezer. When it's frozen you Shot Put it as far as you can. Or at someone you don't like.

"If that dude talks shit about me again I'm gonna give him the Golden Shot Put"

Golden Shot Put by Ididntdothat March 3, 2026

mug filled with stuff you shouldn't put in a 

funny mug name

ge the mug filled with stuff you shouldn't put in a mug

mug filled with stuff you shouldn't put in a by octo_366! May 24, 2023

there once was a ship that was put to sea 

a cardboard ship that will sink in 20 seconds

there once was a ship that was put to sea

there once was a ship that was put to sea by xdr5t3evq3q November 12, 2023

i was to lazy to put an actual word here 

when you to ka mak to make a proper word on urban dictionary

i was to lazy to put an actual word here

i was to lazy to put an actual word here by Ilbeity December 11, 2023

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket 

This phrase means shut up man! It’s a comeback for people who just need to shut up.

Ambergeese: you look like you wanna lick that toilet seat, ugly!
Jofener: Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket!

Take a fart out your pocket and put it in your socket by Yurpledoodle December 18, 2024