they/them dick

one hoof and you're dead

sucklin' on that they/them dick felt divine

by Dick DastardIy March 27, 2022

dick dialing

The act of having your cel phone dial itself while in your pocket.

I was telling my buddies about the blowjob I got last night from that chick at the bar when I realized my phone had been dick dialing my grandmother, boy is Sunday dinner going to be awkward.

by blaatzDB July 10, 2009

humble dick

having or showing a modest or low estimate of one's dick. This could range from dick size to ability or simply be one's pure dickness!

Ex. Jamie: Tim you are such a dick! Tim: yes however I was nice to her therefore I'm a humble dick!

by Trailerking April 28, 2014

Dick Lavy

When your dick is lubricated and your girlfriend doesn't do anything with it

Friend: Dude, she gave me a Dick Lavy last night..
Other Friend: Bro, that sucks... but she doesn't.

by DaeveG April 24, 2019

Gabby’s dick

Bitch named gabby actually a trap.

She had a gabby’s dick

by Mesogo October 11, 2018

Baller's Dick

The greatest thing to ever happen to Ichio. She is happy every time she thinks about it.

Ichio loves baller's dick. She is happy about is

by op man July 15, 2018

dick village

A place in which alot of homo sexuals congrigate. vagina is scarce.

1. I bet that faggot lives in the dick village downtown.

2. That party is going to be a dick village.

3. Nice dick village you faggots!

by Adam Davis Hendricks III September 12, 2007