jizz master zer0

the penis man of all penis men

i am the jizz master zer0.. fuck all your jizz master 0nes, tw0s, threes, f0urs, fives, sixes, se7ens, eights, nines, tens, etc. i will spl00ge all 0ver y00

by jemeriqwanna February 15, 2003

Lip Jizz

ointment that you put on your lips to prevent or cure chapped lips

Barb's lips were chapped from playing the rusty trombone so she put some lip jizz on them to make them feel better.

by jadenkade January 11, 2008

jizzak

a word that can be used to replace any word usually used by kids when around their parents

suck my jizzak ya jizzak!!

by jack nob January 17, 2005

Jizz-Jacket

When somebody jizzes in a jacket then throws it at you

"eww dude! that's nasty i just got jizz-jacketed!

by Max Benson January 11, 2009

jizz witch

rare woman who has a fascination with sperm and ejaculation of same. her face lights up with glee upon sight of sperm escaping from the male 'gun'

that jizz witch marie was disappointed when my spermometer read 'empty'

that jizz witch was shaking my freshly discharged crank like a baby shaking a rattle!

by michael foolsley January 29, 2010

jizz cannon

street name for a thorough african american male from 39th and Poplar street, west philadelphia

Damn, that fella reminds me of Jizz Cannon the way he deals with the ladies, gets his money, and has his mind right!

by jay dot canTnonE September 5, 2003

Jizz nizzer

Someone who is constantly rude to you; takes out their hostility on unsuspecting and unjust victims.

Bob: What's the issue between you and Derek?
Me: I don't know, that kid has some sort of a problem with me. He's a jizz nizzer, so it's really no big deal.

by IBetThisIsn'tTaken January 10, 2008