by 45879845389204958943703 November 6, 2011
Get the iPhone mug.1. An Apple creation (thanx to Steve Jobs & friends).
2. Initially underated but proved it's magnificence via an astounding staying-power in the cellular phone market.
3. Every haters worst nightmare.
4. A (f*cking incredible) substitute for a Black Berry.
5. Any damn thing you want it to be (well, given Mommy lets you use her credit card to download apps from the app store).
2. Initially underated but proved it's magnificence via an astounding staying-power in the cellular phone market.
3. Every haters worst nightmare.
4. A (f*cking incredible) substitute for a Black Berry.
5. Any damn thing you want it to be (well, given Mommy lets you use her credit card to download apps from the app store).
1. .::Apple Cult Meeting::.
Steve Jobs : "Greetings minions ! I've got a plan today...let's create an uber versatile phone to dominate the cell phone market. We'll name it...the...uhm...the *thinks hard*
Apple Minion : "I know! Let's call it the iPh--"
Steve Jobs: "The iPhone! Yes! We'll name it the iPhone...jee...I didn't even need your help. 'Cos I'm the boss and I rule everything."
2. Dumbf*ck: "Gee, the iPhone is so whack. It has nothing."
Me: Ok. Dumbf*ck, then tell me why you always using my phone to use the internet, iPod, navigation, camera, video and stuff. Mmmm, that's right, 'cos you want it you little b*tch!"
3. Me : *on my iPhone*
Hater: "Get yourself a real phone. The iPhone's whack."
Me: "And by 'real' phone do you mean a model similar to yours. Huh, don't think so."
Hater: "Oh yeah, well I STILL think it's not cool."
Me: "And I STILL think living at your mom's house is not cool."
*Hater flees while crying like a little bitch...that he is, of course.*
4. Petunia: "What phone do you have?"
Me: "iPhizzle my nizzle. U?"
Petunia: "Black--"
Me: "Black Berry? Why am I not surprised?"
5. Thanks to all the amazing apps at the app store, the iPhone can be a torch, mini recording studio equipment, magazine, tv, radio, iTrip, fortune teller, remote control, yoga instructor, dictionary, gaming device etc ...the list is endless! No, really!!
Steve Jobs : "Greetings minions ! I've got a plan today...let's create an uber versatile phone to dominate the cell phone market. We'll name it...the...uhm...the *thinks hard*
Apple Minion : "I know! Let's call it the iPh--"
Steve Jobs: "The iPhone! Yes! We'll name it the iPhone...jee...I didn't even need your help. 'Cos I'm the boss and I rule everything."
2. Dumbf*ck: "Gee, the iPhone is so whack. It has nothing."
Me: Ok. Dumbf*ck, then tell me why you always using my phone to use the internet, iPod, navigation, camera, video and stuff. Mmmm, that's right, 'cos you want it you little b*tch!"
3. Me : *on my iPhone*
Hater: "Get yourself a real phone. The iPhone's whack."
Me: "And by 'real' phone do you mean a model similar to yours. Huh, don't think so."
Hater: "Oh yeah, well I STILL think it's not cool."
Me: "And I STILL think living at your mom's house is not cool."
*Hater flees while crying like a little bitch...that he is, of course.*
4. Petunia: "What phone do you have?"
Me: "iPhizzle my nizzle. U?"
Petunia: "Black--"
Me: "Black Berry? Why am I not surprised?"
5. Thanks to all the amazing apps at the app store, the iPhone can be a torch, mini recording studio equipment, magazine, tv, radio, iTrip, fortune teller, remote control, yoga instructor, dictionary, gaming device etc ...the list is endless! No, really!!
by Refilwe391!:) March 4, 2010
Get the iPhone mug.by Nemester December 22, 2007
Get the iPoop mug.Verb. The act of using an ipod whilst involved romantically with your significant other. This act of ipoding differs from other poorly definitions in that ipoding in this circumstance is undertaken with the objective of getting lots of attention from your boyfriend or girlfriend by changing the song which he or she is enjoying.
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
A typical ipoding scenario is as follows:
Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
Boy is listening to ipod on the bus and funking out to some hardcore death metal tunes. Girl taps repeatedly on boy's shoulder and then steals his ipod exclaiming loudly "Mine! I am ipoding!". Girl then starts spinning the ipod wheel rapidly and selecting random songs from the menus. When questioned over her actions by the boy, the girl retorts with the catch phrase, "I am ipoding!".
This is unfortunately an all *too* common scenario between couples in the 21st century.
by RayningAcid April 26, 2006
Get the ipoding mug.Apple's smaller and more manageable player in the iPod HDD family. Now available with brighter colours in only Blue, Silver, Pink and Green with either a FOUR GIGABYTE or SIX GIGABYTE hard drive. These new models also manage 18 hours of battery life. The FOUR sells for around £130, the SIX, £170.
by FactCorrector MkII May 30, 2005
Get the ipod mini mug.A piece of crap that people would spend their 3 years of savings on, but only to discover that a better version of it came out every 3 weeks.
Guy 1: dude have you seen my new iphone its so fricking awesome!
Guy 2: that sh*t is old, man you need to get the new 3GS
Guy 2: that sh*t is old, man you need to get the new 3GS
by adghaerh April 8, 2010
Get the iPhone mug.1. A series of multimedia players produced by Apple.
2. The reason many teens are broke.
3. The piece of modern technology that is seen by the ignorant as 'cool.'
4. One of tho reasons Playboy is going out of business. The other being the internet.
2. The reason many teens are broke.
3. The piece of modern technology that is seen by the ignorant as 'cool.'
4. One of tho reasons Playboy is going out of business. The other being the internet.
1. "Wow! My ipod can play music and movies and pictures, except it's crap cause I have to spend hours converting my .avi to .mp4, dont forget to specify .mp4(ipod)...
2. "Holy Hell! This piece of shiny plastic and circuits cost $450? It couldn't have cost apple that much to make it!"
3. "I totally walked around the mall with some generic white earbuds in and got seven girl's phone numbers... and one from some Indian dude."
4. "Woah. Thanks to Apple, I have a portable media player with twenty-four hours of downloaded porn! I will never be pornless, because of no acess to a computer, again!!!"
2. "Holy Hell! This piece of shiny plastic and circuits cost $450? It couldn't have cost apple that much to make it!"
3. "I totally walked around the mall with some generic white earbuds in and got seven girl's phone numbers... and one from some Indian dude."
4. "Woah. Thanks to Apple, I have a portable media player with twenty-four hours of downloaded porn! I will never be pornless, because of no acess to a computer, again!!!"
by Brad113 December 20, 2008
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