hammer gel

Hammer Gel is any form of lubrication used for jacking off.

Bill got a hand full of hammer gel and wacked it

by Five 0 August 2, 2010

Hammer Stoned

When you are beyond the boundaries of reality due to a combination of marijuana and alcohol. A person who is hammer stoned is usually someone who has a low tolerance for weed but smoked because they were already legally intoxicated.

After finishing those four locos and smoking that joint from the bible paper, I was fucking hammer stoned.

by Walt Nastie April 5, 2011

Hammer Tyme

Drunken slang used to indicate you drunk enough and are ready to engage in meaningless intercourse or be sucked aal the way to the base by a Hammerhead Female.

"After that round of Beer Pong, I'm down for some Hammer Tyme bro."

"Dude, that Hammerhead straight jack hammered my throb; I could go for some more Hammer Tyme."

by Oregonner976 September 25, 2012

Hammergraph

An autograph from M.C Hammer

Bill: I need to get someones autograph
Tony: You can get M.C Hammers autograph
Bill: Nice then i will have my very own Hammergraph

by DJ Abbott June 27, 2012

hammers

to give recognition to a person for crafting something of a high standard.

"Hammers to John for building that solid skate ramp."

by lisasimpson May 27, 2013

Hammer Nap

instead of taking an actual shower and nap like you had told your friends you were doing, you take a quick shower and jack off for 20 mins, then go back out drinking.

Also know as a Doug.R. Nap

Dug: "I need to get rid of this hangover. Guys, I think i'm gonna go home and take a nap and a shower..."
...
Al: "Dude... youre trying to go jerk off arent you?."
Dug:"...so"
Brian:"...I'm gonna go take a Hammer nap too..."

by SuperBeagle August 27, 2013

hammer juice

Ejaculate.

He pasted my rusty sherif's badge with his hammer juice.

by Ed Richards November 10, 2013