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Get the I hate it when a llama named carl stabs me 37 times I’m my chest and eats my hands mug.by GateGirlGas September 14, 2022
Get the Hate-keeping mug.That raging trouser twitch certain gammons get when something awful happens to vulnerable people.
Not regular arousal, more like their empathy response has been fried by years of GBNews and rerouted straight to their genitals.
A political semi, usually triggered by headlines such as:
• “Boat Capsizes in Channel”
• “Sick Claimant Declared Fit for Work”
• “NHS Finally Collapses; Migrants No Longer ‘Coming Over Here’ for Free Healthcare, Also, No One Else Can Get Healthcare Either”
Not regular arousal, more like their empathy response has been fried by years of GBNews and rerouted straight to their genitals.
A political semi, usually triggered by headlines such as:
• “Boat Capsizes in Channel”
• “Sick Claimant Declared Fit for Work”
• “NHS Finally Collapses; Migrants No Longer ‘Coming Over Here’ for Free Healthcare, Also, No One Else Can Get Healthcare Either”
“Colin got such a massive hate horn after that migrant boat news, his GP prescribed him ice packs and a long lie down.”
by dervxerox November 18, 2025
Get the Hate Horn mug.This riddle was created by Abby Ellis and is completely ridiculous! All the clues given to help solve it are unrelated and bizarre! It’s a fun riddle to give your friends to pass half an hour.
What do farmers love but astronauts hate?
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
Clues:
The answer is written on the ceiling
Teddy bears
Children can draw it but adults can’t
Seasons
Any other ridiculous clue
by Abby’s riddle April 21, 2021
Get the What do farmers love but astronauts hate? mug.I don't <3 You are the most beautiful person in the world. I mean, just look at you! You are so gorgeous than me. Don't let 1 person took you whole motivation down!
You: Everybody hates me because I am fat
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3
Me: No, you are the most beautiful person in the world, don't let anyone judge you <3
by Ur gorgeous July 21, 2023
Get the Everybody hates me because I am fat mug.This is probably one of the most famous things said by someone in the history of man and dog.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
It was an average day in Bournemouth, UK in the year 2013 I believe and some random old man came along only to shout at the fleet number of a random Yellow Bus about how much he hates the bus service.
Although unconfirmed, many people believe this person worked at More Bus and tried to encourage use of their transport service
More Bus - Yellow Busses's rival operator - was approached for comment before Jack Spank9049 went to press but never responded.
Damn, the weather's getting cold and I haven't got a jumper or coat to wear so let's hope the bus gets here on time!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
*45 minutes later*: I HATE YELLOW BUS!
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