Triple H

A wrestler who is named after his wife Stephanie McMahon's bra size

When Stephanie got her tit job, her husband Hunter was so happy, he decided to let the world know by changing his name to her bra size, Triple H.

by SaltineWizard November 11, 2015

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Kennis H.

a little bitch who doesn't know how to do anything. someone desperate for attention. always wanting the dick up her butt.
it's not gonna happen honey. also known for her "Alien nose".

wow that girl is ratchet.... she's a kennis H.

by honesttitties March 28, 2016

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A.k.a. "a**h**e insurance". Refers to where you habitually bring a really intolerably-obnoxious human along with you on potentially-dangerous excursions, such as on an airline-trip, into battle or a "bad" part of town, on a road-trip through natural-disaster areas like flooding or rock-slides, into a hazardous-materials area, etc., to better your own chances of survival. The theory behind this practice, of course, is that whenever there is a widespread catastrophe or other mass-annihilation incident, statistically the "nice" folks are usually the ones who get killed, while the super-nasty inhabitants in the disaster-area invariably seem to escape with little or no injury. So the obvious conclusion would be that if you "keep your friends close and your enemies even closer" (i.e., always stay right next to the acridly-antisocial hombre who's accompanying you), the Fate gods --- who apparently like and favor the mean folks, since they always seem to spare them --- will be hesitant to allow anything harmful to occur in your vicinity, since they would not want to risk harming or killing one of their precious meanie-jerks, as well. Simple, but effective, and a lot cheaper and more reliable than buying death/accident-insurance.

The concept of the "a**h**e safety-net" is nothing new --- it's actually just kinda the reverse of taking hostages: while the latter involves keeping desirable people close to you so that their fellow humans will not send bullets or bombs your way for fear of hurting their abducted loved ones, the former strategy also utilizes the "human shield" concept, but in the exact opposite way... no respectable human being would give a rat's a** if your cranky-natured companion were eliminated ("Good riddance!"), but the Gods of Fate would indeed wish to maintain the well-being of such miscreant, and so they will feel forced to let you live on, as well.

by QuacksO July 23, 2019

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Quinn h

One of the hottest fucking girls in your school. She has such great tits and an amazing ass. She’s super popular and everyone wants to smash her. She’s had like three boyfriends every year. When she wears her leggings you see the slightest hint of a camel toe But when she wears a skirt it’s just as good because those legs are amazing. She’s naturally tan because she’s 50% South American. That does nothing but compliment her look.

“Quinn h has to be in the top three hottest girls I know.”
“I know bro. She might the hottest”
I would smash sooo fucking hard”

by Notballer6996 November 6, 2019

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