chris rock 

Talented black comedian who is unfortunately a bit racist. But not out of control though like the 5 percenters. Played Pookie the crackhead in New Jack City.

Chris Rock: "I'm with Jay Z we gotta have our guns..."

chris rock by TruthForYou August 31, 2006

Chris Crocker 

Some sissy guy with no life who adores Britney Spears in a ridiculous way. He/She became pathetically famous after Britney's crappy performance on the MTVs 2007... Everybody was trashing Spears, when he/she spoke to the world, swimming in tears and defending Spears via YouTube... Glaring mistake!

Britney Crocker sissy fag

"Please leave me alooooone!"

"Oh, come on, don't be such a Chris Crocker, it's not gonna work"

Chris Crocker by Jake-O October 2, 2007

Chris Jericho 

Chris Jericho is the most mature athlete on the planet. He is a living legend, and victimises the crowd and insults them as to what they truly are. A group of hypocrites, sychophants, loyal dogs.

The former Ayatollah of Rock N Rolla killed Y2J by destroying Shawn Michaels and smacking his wife in the face.

Chris Jericho - "You people make me sick. A group of idiots who don't give me the respect I deserve for being so mature"

Chris Jericho by SteRDLK May 29, 2009

chris brown laugh 

those little chuckles that seem to make their way into almost every song he performs

Singer: "this christmaaaas wiiiilll beeeee i very special chrisma-aa--s for meee--e-e......hah"

Me: he need to stop with that chris brown laugh.

chris brown laugh by setphaserstostunn December 24, 2008

Chris Chris 

A super cocky doosh bag guy that makes 40K/year, but gives off a perception of a much more extravagant lifestyle. Examples - he drives a leased car and works in "sales" and talks about his "deals." Also known to name drop and lie incessantly.

That guy is a total Chris Chris, he talks about how he is loaded and hangs out with professional athletes but he actually sells appliances at Sears.

Chris Chris by Scoots McGee November 17, 2012

Chris Benoit 

One of the best technical wrestlers of all time. Known finishers included the crippler crossface, the sharpshooter, and the diving headbutt. Will be missed after he and his family were found dead on June 25, 2007.

Currently, the Benoit case is being treated as a murder suicide. Police say Chris Benoit killed his wife and his son, then himself. CURRENTLY, that's what police think.

Chris Benoit by Adrian July 26, 2007

Chris Ryan Disease 

The medical condition when one is so sexually attracted to a black woman that he will throw himself onto her in a sexual rage that cannot be stopped by any force on the face of this god given free land.

Mike: "God dammit wei, i thought i told you to control yourself when we are walking on the street. You always go nuts when a black chick walks by, this is the third time you've taken your cock out and asked her to jack you off like a goddamn baboon."

Wei: "Ahh man come on. I just have that Chris Ryan Disease. It's a medical condition and not my fault. When i see a black girl, this sexual urge comes over me and i can not control myself."

Chris Ryan Disease by bridget rowland December 17, 2008