evil man

a dishonorable and fully vile being

an evil man is someone who has 0 empathy at all, and is the opposite of a lesser evil or great being

by nonekopopo November 10, 2020

man-scraps

Origins: hot men employed in staff canteens/cafes. They often appear outside the kitchen's back door, tempting the passing professional ladies like scraps of food being thrown for the local hungry dogs.

Wider use: general term for any hot men.

"Hey, that man-scrap who likes to stare is back at work today, result!"

On entering bar: "Man-scraps to the left!"

by Joyce the claw April 15, 2010

Man drawer

That one messy drawer for the man in the house filled with crap you will hardly ever use.

Me: "What should I do with these dead batteries"
Dad: "put them in the man drawer"

by Lostathome June 19, 2014

Bubblegum man

Someone who is very obese, more obese than your mum.

That guy is a bubblegum man!

by fierbreather03 April 11, 2019

the puppy man

Half puppy half man. He sneaks into houses and night and watches people sleep. He wears old professional sports apparel that has the likeness of North Carolina teams: Carolina Panthers, Hornets, Hurricanes, etc.

Additionally he enjoys drinking coffee at the sports bar and talking to his invisible puppy. He sits in a booth by himself and no one who works there interacts with him but he always has a full cup of coffee.

The Puppy Man approached me last night and said he was concerned about a smoke detector that he heard while walking around some apartments.

by Constable June 19, 2022

Shrimp Man

A term given to men who have a great body but an ugly face. Like a shrimp, only after you remove the head can you eat them.

His body is amazing, but unfortunately he is a shrimp man.

by Milkman Mustache April 17, 2022

Working Man

A man who pretends to be overencumbered by under 20 hours of work per week which results in being unable to participate in social nor household activitys. regularly used by people in their 20s toward their parents as an excuse to get out of household chores.

Ashley's Mother: "Why can't you help me clean the house Ashley?
Ashley: "Because I'm a working man!"

by TheIgLol June 19, 2023