Papa Austin

Papa Austin is a professional YouTuber

I'm Papa Austin and I'm a savage

by Lord Reko June 18, 2018

Dave Austin

Owner of Squid Jig brand Egihead and professional Fishing guide and Quite possibly the best fisherman in Australia.

Wow, there’s Dave Austin. I want to go fishing with him

by Egihead February 21, 2019

Landen Austin

Landen Austin is the clan lord master, the second coming of Hitler. The leader of this clan is overbearing, controlling, and aggressive. Remember to attack in war.

Landen Austin commands you to attack. Hail before the master.

by ProPengu123 April 26, 2019

Wipe Abstinence

The extremely difficult challenge of abstaining from wiping your ass after defecating. The lack thereof creates a hard exterior shell after 3 months, which signifies the elite alphas from the beta sheep. After one year of keeping a pure ass free from toilet paper, your mind will be unlocked to many abilities some consider unnatural.

Dude 1: Bro how is the Wipe Abstinence?

Dude 2: Man I started to levitate for up to 2 seconds at a time and I only stopped wiping 3 weeks ago!

Dude 1: That's amazing dude, I just got promoted to the head of the company I work at and I'm only 3 days in.

by PoopSockAdvocate December 28, 2019

jack austin

The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.

I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.

by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Nick Austin

MY husband.....BACK OF WE TALK

A: Who is the person she's talking to?
B: it's her husband, Nick Austin

by nickaustinswife December 28, 2020