2 definitions by Believer of Keithanism

Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Keith Austin Hernandez

The purest form of God; pure testosterone; made the known universe

At the beginning of time, there was Keith Austin Hernandez. There was never a time where he wasn’t here. He’s always been. You don’t even need a where. Not even a when. That’s how every it gets

I want Keith Austin Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen.

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020