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angry cinnamon roll

A cinnamon roll, but angry.
More specifically, when someone seems like an asshole or bitch, but deep down they're precious and everyone knows this. They might complain or yell a lot but they truly just care a lot about their friends. Often the victim of "You're so cute when you're angry!" or other similar phrases, which piss them off. Protect them anyway.
Karkat Vantas isn't mean, he's just an angry cinnamon roll.
by Stealthclaws May 4, 2018
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Angry Birds Chrome

A version of the then-popular Angry Birds designed for the Google Chrome browser. It used to be available at chrome.angrybirds.com but now available as a cache online. It marked the new designs for all the characters. The 2011 version with older cutscenes were later modified to become Angry Birds Volcano and Angry Birds Wonderful Pistachios, which are still playable.
Guy 1: Angry Birds Chrome!
Guy 2: What is that even supposed to mean???
Guy 1: This is the actual Angry Birds game played online just like MinecraftForFree.com.
by JadenTheMoose November 18, 2021
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The Angry Johnson Thompson

When your man's being particularly disrespectful and you want to knock him down a few pegs. Set the scene for a special night and drop some hints about a blow job. Blindfold and start to tease.. Once suitably worked up, take a vengeful back swing and kick him in the Johnson (penis) as hard as he deserves.

When he's inevitably angry, naked and confused, tell him to search 'Angry Johnson Thompson' on urban dictionary.
The Angry Johnson Thompson:

Sam kept quoting urban dictionary references so my sister Anna recommended I treat him to the Angry Johnson Thompson.

Laura: "Yeah great Idea!"

Anna: "make sure you take a big back swing"

Laura: "Have you got any steel toe cap boots I can borrow?"
by Chelsea25 October 16, 2023
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The angry Eiffel tower

When a girl cheats on her boyfriend with you, he finds out and after a heated exchange you both decided to take her to Paris and Effiel tower her! While you two are doing that the boyfriend gets mad and starts choking you, so you choke him!
Did you sleep with my girl? Yea! Alright only way to settle this is to do the angry Eiffel tower!
by Jmac0808 June 6, 2018
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12 Angry Men

(WARNING: SPOILERS)

A black-and-white film from the 1950's where a jury decides whether or not to put a kid to death for murdering his own father. The 12 men aren't actually angry, but quite a few of them do eventually get pretty pissed as all but one of them agrees that the defendant is guilty.

However, the stubborn juror who refuses to say "guilty" slowly but surely gets the other eleven jurors to either A) Make them question themselves and each other, causing many reasonable doubts to arise, or B) Get them to admit personal bias against the defendant. Ultimately, the defendant is found not guilty and his life is saved - all because of one man who believed in him.
How do you get 12 Angry Men?

Put them in a small, stuffy room in the middle of July, and tell them that they can't leave until they all agree on an issue; make sure to include at least one person who stubbornly disagrees.
by Ubeenbamboozledson November 14, 2022
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Angry Salt Miner

When you cum in a girl and immediately go down on her and eat the cum out.
1: Bro, I gave your mom an angry salt miner last night

2: You sick fuck...
by Cruned November 29, 2022
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