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Donkeyed up

An expression uttered when something is done totally wrong or not to standard. This phrase seems to be used in very conservative communities instead of saying more vile and filthy things such as fucked up or dicked up.
Look at this beer I ordered!! I wanted a reguar Dos Equis, and I got a Dos Equis Amber!! That bartender is all donkeyed up!
by race08 October 17, 2008
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donkey shit

a boy who talks to much preferbaly caled matie
by donkey shits November 27, 2018
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Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.
Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was
by juneyaka13 March 24, 2017
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Ditch Donkey

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!
Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!
by jackhammer Dave March 9, 2011
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donkey dick

When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.
by huggies April 15, 2006
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donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles
damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick
by jason May 13, 2005
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Swamp Donkey

by Anonymous June 11, 2003
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