Flogging The Donkey

Masturbating violently enough to cause bruising and leisons around the scrotum/ genital area.

Jake:Hey were you flogging the donkey in there?
Mark: Ohh you bet your sorry ass I was

by juneyaka13 March 24, 2017

porch donkey

a black male less smart than others

Look at that porch donkey! Robbin' stores and being stupid!

by Bb stol3 April 9, 2017

Donkey Dick

Donkey dick is a term used when talking about something that smells like shit.

That dog smells like donkey dick!

by BuskeOrdbok February 24, 2018

Ditch Donkey

A Female usually seen on the side of the highway covered in ditch water and smells like a chocolate glazed crueller, this filthy animal is litterally a sperm dump express!

Oh man, i was driving home last night and met this chick on the side of the highway, I filled her bin up in right on the side of the road...what a ditch donkey!

by jackhammer Dave March 9, 2011

donkey dick

When you run up from behind someone, grab them by the shoulders and knee them really hard in the ass, hitting their tail bone.

"OWWWWW!!! huggies just donkey dicked me!"

by huggies April 15, 2006

donkey dick

smirnoff or mikes hard lemonade in the 24oz. bottles

damn girl what are you drinking, a donkey dick

by jason May 13, 2005

Swamp Donkey

An ugly girl who is fuckable

by Anonymous June 11, 2003