hairy sack of magic

The magical sack where one's testicles are encased. This sack is magical because it is used in making babies.

Where did you come from?
My father's hairy sack of magic.

by Knacker Sack October 29, 2015

Magic Rooster

Magic man. A great man. Can be used to describe an excellent male athlete, musician, lover, etc.

That magic rooster really knocked my socks off last night!

by Happy Rooster January 12, 2020

Magic Grasshopper

Mixing green pre-workout with vodka.

Heywood: How did Johnny double his PR in a week?
Jablowme: He took the Magic Grasshopper today.

by anonymous March 8, 2021

Poo Magic

The bizarre actions of a crazed/mentally ill individual or individuals, which seem to make complete sense to them for an esoteric reason ie: vabbing, self-harm, wierd tweaker gesticulation or fecal graffiti.
Poo Magician/Poo Witch/Poo Wizard

Oh no, a poo magic practitioner.
It's poo magic, just get some help!
Ah, the local poo magician/witch/wizard.

by Le Moncurd July 22, 2024

Magical Teleportation Tea

It's vodka.
And if you don't know what vodka is make sure to finish a bottle by yourself.

"Where am I? It must have been the magical teleportation tea."

This is after he got his stomach pumped

by asfvgfhjkl;' March 12, 2020

magic-pipe

(V) the act of railing coke off a huge penis

Tina was wanting to spice things up in the bedroom, so I taught her how to magic-pipe.

by Garytheredneck January 3, 2018

scuba magic

doing something in such a good fashion that everyone wants to be like you.

That kid over there is putting his scuba magic to use with the ladies.

by stevo supremo August 21, 2011